74 Things Merkley Learned About Being Mentioned in the New York Times

merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: 74 Things I Learned About Being Mentioned In The New York Times

“74. “The New York Times” dropped into various conversations with any human, dog or reflective surface who will listen along with “yeah they mentioned me in this ginormous article about radness…” makes you sound like a dick.”

You’ll have to check the list to read the rest of them.

This man is the king of sarcasm!

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