J-Walk Blog — Fatal Auto Collision Song

J-Walk Blog -Fatal Auto Collision Song Personally anything by Lionel Ritchie would probably work for me.

I’ve been concerned about this for some time. The scenario is this: I’m driving along, typically and compulsively twirling the radio dial searching for a song I like. Suddenly – Crash! Swerve! Boom! Smoking remains of the car and me…

My blood is rapidly emptying itself onto the side of the road. My vision is getting dark. This is it. Somehow the radio still works and my dying breaths are drawn while Barry Manilow’s “Copacabana” takes me off to the hereafter. “Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl,” etc., while my essence drifts away.

What an intolerable and undignified way to go! With Fatal Auto Collision Song, an audio device is wired into your car. When unsupportable body damage is done to the car, an override system goes into effect, canceling the currently chosen audio selection with the music you’d prefer to hear on your deathbed.

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