That being said, it’s obvious that it will never be completely eradicated from prisons because the prison officials either don’t care, or they actually enjoy it. It’s a well-known fact that prison guards, the dirty bastards, also rape prisoners — just think about the type of sick consciousness that would drive an individual to actively seek out such a job. So why not at least be honest about it and acknowledge publicly the fact that prison rape is sanctioned by the prison officials?

Once it’s acknowledged, the prison officials could actually film it and sell the DVD’s to the general public for a huge profit. This could fund the building of new prisons, as well as new, large-scale campaigns for arresting and convicting more non-violent “offenders” (meaning drug users and dealers), to be used as the “bitches” for future prison rape films. Such intensely dramatic and sexual DVD’s could even produce enough funds to create new laws for the books that would make it easy to convict more and more non-violent citizens, to flesh out the newly built prisons, providing prettier and prettier rape victims for the DVD’s.

Eventually, there would be so many prisons in this country that it would be difficult to walk down the street without passing by one or two of them. They might not be pretty, but hey, at least the streets would be safe!